On the way to my meeting, a group of riffraffs were hollering at me, calling me an Amazon woman. I think I used to get offended by people calling me this. But now, I really don't care. I'm tall and I'm thick. Get used to it. I can lift heavy boxes, reach things on the top shelf, and change a tire all by myself. Plus all the google image search for "amazon Woman" gave me was sexy, muscular, wilderness-overcoming bitches...and actual Amazonians who were naked...which is also something I like to do too.
So there! Call me an Amazon all you like. There are many people around the world who take growth hormones and spend a lot of money to get taller. Why should I be offended?
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