Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dear Nicole,

Would it be possible to stop eating like a pig every night? I know you need some time to let loose and relax, but why does it always have to focus around food? I think you might be trying to eat your problems, when they aren't edible. Summer is coming. Start going to the gym again you lazy glutton!

Your conscience.

p.s. You can't drink your problems away either.

1 comments:

Das said...

you poop them away instead